FADE IN:
INT. ARIEL PINK’S APARTMENT - NIGHT
Ariel Pink sits at a round, wooden kitchen table, beneath a colored stained glass chandelier. He wears big, pink-tinted sunglasses and a shirt that has large, random sections replaced with black lace. He looks too much like Kurt Cobain. He's playing Battle Ship against a typical thin, hip music video model with a new-wave hairdo, by the name of ROSE (20s). She is his girlfriend and she looks annoyed. We know Ariel has just said something stupid.
ROSE
You're so immature.
ARIEL
But, I really want to talk about mature things.
ROSE
Ariel, we need to talk.
ARIEL
No, look. There’s double agents in Athens. Polymonogamasturbators
running for president. Driftwood in the oil wells and shemales on meth.
There’s a lot of problems with the world right now.
